Thursday, May 29, 2008

Carbon Belch Day!

Carbon belch day is June 12! This day is to celebrate American wastefulness by aggrandizing our carbon footprint and to counteract all the progress head liberal global warming slaves like Al Gore have made. I plan on hosting a barbecue, watching 10 hours of TV, drinking as many plastic bottles as possible without recycling them, and maybe burning some styrofoam or unloading a can of lysol into the air.

Armageddon, here I come!
http://www.carbonbelchday.com

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